F has a new toy snake. He slept with it.
F: Some people who love worms are going to think it's a worm, and then they'll see it's a snake!
B: Who loves worms?
F: R does! When she's sad and I need to happy her up, I always say, "R, here comes a wiggly worm!" or "R, here comes pink!" But probably I should start saying "R, here comes pink AND PURPLE"
|
I've had "I'm From New Jersey" stuck in my head for what feels like months. (I blame Ellen Fred.) F caught me singing it tonight.
F: Why is Daddy singing that?
M: Because he IS from New Jersey. Where is Mommy from?
F: Michigan!
M: And where are you from?
F: You!
|
Diligent little elf
|
R: I love my yucky thing! He's sleeping now.
F: I love my yucky things too! But you know who DOESN'T love yucky things?
R: Mommy! She wants us to lose them!
B: Do you think she really wants you to lose them, or she's just pretending?
F: She really hates them. Do you know what else Mommy doesn't like?
B: What?
F: Farts!
R: Yuck! They're too stinky!
|
R (half crying): Where's my hurty pinchy guy?
B: Your what?
R: My hurty pinchy guy!
F: It's the thing that keeps a loaf of bread closed.
B (knowing damn well I swept it up and threw it out last night, naively assuming it was not precious): Why does she want it?
F: So she can pinch her finger and say ouch!
|
F & R's favorite card game is Ruckus. Has nothing to do with non-violent protest. It does involve stealing other players' cards.
R: I got pig butts!
F: I like this game because I can do crime!
|
R: Daddy, what are you making for breakfast?
B: French toast
R: I want pancakes! I don't like French toast!
(5 min later)
B: Do you want some bread pancakes?
R: Yeah! I love bread pancakes!
|
F&I are playing catch with a cushion:
F: If you throw it and the other person catches it, you get a point. If they don't catch it you lose a point.
B: Why wouldn't I try to miss?
F ignores question.
|
B: So what's the score now?
F: I won't know until I write it down. (Gets pen and paper) O for Daddy...
B: O? What sound does Daddy start with?
F: (makes B sound)
B: Do you mean (d sound)?
F: No, B for Bobby
B: Ok. And what sound does F start with?
F: I know how to spell me!
|
F: You get one point if the other person catches your throw. But you get more points if you throw it faster.
B: What if I throw it so fast, it knocks you out of your chair?
F: Then you get a spare! And a thousand points!
|
F: The score is eight points to eight points. But I can only write down four to five. You should just keep track in your head.
|
B comes home from swimming. M asleep on couch. Eventually she wakes up.
B: How'd you end up on the couch, mommy?
F: Oh, that's easy, Daddy. We were annoying her in her bed.
|
M asks R if she wants to go visit a baby. R gets excited.
R: Yes! And if it doesn't have a mom, i will take it!
|
R: Daddy, can you make sure I don't get sick?
B: What do you mean?
R: If I eat too many noodles, I'll get a tummyache.
B: So don't eat so many noodles.
R: But I like them too much
5 min later. She hasn't had very much.
R: Daddy, can I have some more noodles?
B: Won't you get a tummyache?
R: I already have a tummyache. So I can have as many as I want now.
|
F: Daddy, sometimes I say I don't like you. But I do. But I love Mommy so much that I forget that I like you at all. Mostly I like you because you're warm.
|
F really seems to like the Santa train, because it's all Christmas-y and he can maybe see Santa, but he doesn't have to talk to him. Which is huge.
|
B: Did you eat a lot at Brian and Mark's, or are you going to be hungry when we get off the train?
F (Old Dark Frog voice): I am not hungry now. I have eaten too many tasty frog children. (giggles, reverts to F voice) I might be hungry later, but I'm not sure.
B: Ok. I thought we might get some pizza.
F: We can get pizza. I have a pizza pocket.
B: Where?
F: In my belly. I can put pizza in it even when I'm full!
|
Passive resistance to being strapped in car seat
|
Eating dinner with R. She's sad that only one of her quesadilla pieces is small enough. I cut one in half. She's delighted. Grab the others to cut them in half.
R: No! Leave those big! There need to be big pieces to protect the little ones.
|
Story time before nap.
B: ...and then, I will eat YOU
R: Daddy, will you protect me?
F: Yes. I don't think the Dark Frog will be eating you today.
R: Because he's in the STORY.
|
R: Hello, rest area, we need to put our pee into you!
|
R has naked doll.
R: Mommy, can you dress him?
M: Why don't you try it yourself first?
R: Ok...I'm doing it! I can dress him! I'm learning SO MUCH in school!
|
Tis the season. Pillars at Tano Mall are festooned with green garlands. F insists on feeling one.
B: What does it feel like?
F: If you want to know what it feels like, you can feel it too. But you have to do it now. You can't wait until spring or summer.
B: Because it will be gone then?
F: Yeah. And if it's not, it will be yucky.
|
Out for a walk, looking at lights.
R: Puppy! Daddy, I like puppies now!
B: You do?? What about doggies?
R: No, I'm still scared of doggies. But when I get bigger, I will like doggies. Some day I'm going to be super big like Dana and Kerry. Then I will be a giant!
Note, the puppy was not a puppy. It was a bichon frise.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
|
So R calls planet Mercury "cutie". No one knows why.
B: Do you know what a Venus flytrap is?
R: No.
B: Ok. Crawl up here. (she does, and I grab her) It's like this!
R giggles
B: Want another?
B: No, this time I want a cutie flytrap!
|
R's portrait of herself and F
|
F says that the pedometer that he got from Santa is his favorite present. I believe him, too. He is wearing it to bed tonight so he doesn't miss any steps.
|
R (watching video about the the planets, Jupiter section): I need to shake this one up!
B: Why?
R: Because it's Jupiter!
B: Why does Jupiter need to be shaken up?
R: Jupiter always needs to be shook up.
There you have it.
|
Clattering, impact sounds of something falling.
B: What was that?
F: A bottle.
B: Can I see it?
F: It's green.
B: Can you bring it to me?
He does. It's an unbreakable, empty, metal water bottle.
B: Where was it before it fell?
F: In the air.
|
R: My cup has monsters on it.
F: Good thing I'm near the X. Delete! Delete! Delete!
R: But they're NICE monsters!
|
Best kind of little travelers.
|
|
F & R Figure Out the World
2015
2014
2013
2012
2011
2010
|