F: I can't eat those tacos. There's too much salad on them.

In the car:

F: Sing the moon song.
M: Moon river, wider...
F: No! Not that song. Like the sunshine, but with the moon!
M: You are my moonshine, my only moonshine...

F's guide to camping:

If it's raining hard, go into the tent RIGHT AWAY.
If it's snowing hard, go into the tent RIGHT AWAY.
If it's raining a little bit, go into the tent right away (but with less emphasis than the other two)
If there's a rainbow, go into the tent right away. Unless it's not raining. Then you can watch the rainbow.
If there's a rainbow, and it's not raining, and you're out of the tent watching it, and the rainbow starts to fall on you, go into the tent right away.
If it's raining, and snowing, and keys are falling from the sky, GO INTO THE TENT RIGHT AWAY!!!

F: I'm going to pick up my backpack and put it on my back. It doesn't have wings so it can't fly there by itself.